Your Wife Is Better

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Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, “Heck. My wife is better than that.”

The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, “You know what? Your wife is better.”

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Bounce a Quarter Off My Ass

I’ve worked hard to get to the point where you can now bounce a quarter off my ass. Well, to clarify, I meant a Quarter Pounder with cheese, and I’ll probably snatch it from you on the return trajectory.

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Posted: April 18, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: marriage, relationships, sex
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