So How Many Does It Take

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Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, goes up and sits next to her. He buys her a drink and then another and then another. After this and the accompanying small talk, Joe asks her back to his place for a “good time.”

“Look,” says the woman, “what do you think I am? I don’t turn into a slut after three drinks, you know!”

“OK,” replies Joe, “so how many does it take?”

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Posted: April 20, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: drugs & alcohol, nightlife, relationships
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