Lawyers Exchanging Sandwiches at a Restaurant

Two lawyers walk into a restaurant, sit down at a table, order coffee, and pull out their sandwiches.

An annoyed waitress rushes over and says, “Excuse me, you can’t eat your own food here!”

The lawyers look at her, then at each other, and exchange sandwiches.

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Posted: July 24, 2026 (2 months ago)
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