Wife Interrupts Husband’s Porn Search for Curtains

A husband, his wife asleep, goes to the computer in the living room, opens the browser and starts looking through some porn pics.

He’s looking, looking, suddenly he hears behind him:

“Wait wait wait! Scroll up! Again! One more!.. Yes! These are the curtains I want for the kitchen!”

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Ladies, the reality is that if the guy laying next to you asks if you want to “spoon,”

Ladies, the reality is that if the guy laying next to you asks if you want to “spoon,” he really just wants to “fork.”

Posted: April 22, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: daily life, marriage, relationships
Sensitivity: PG-13