Doctor’s Wife Sets Straight Woman’s Misconceptions

At a big cocktail party, an obstetrician’s wife noticed another guest, a big, over sexed woman, was making overtures to her husband. But it was a large, informal gathering, so she tried to laugh it off, until she saw them disappear into a bedroom together.

At once she rushed into the room, pulled the two apart and screamed, “Look, lady! My husband just delivers babies, he doesn’t INSTALL them!”

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I get a lot of my best ideas when I’m watching PBS.

I get a lot of my best ideas when I’m watching PBS. The other day I was watching when they had a Peter, Paul & Mary concert and I got a great idea: “If I find a way to steal cable I won’t have to watch this crap.”

Posted: April 22, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: marriage, relationships, sex
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