Superman’s Superspeed Rooftop Encounter

Superman is flying over Metropolis on a hot summer day, coming home from a mission.

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Suddenly in the distance he sees Wonder Woman sunbathing on a rooftop, completely nude. Superman thinks: “Man, she is so hot. I can fly down, fuck her with superspeed, and be back home with Lois in a few seconds without anyone noticing.”

So he speeds down there, does as planned and Wonder Woman only feels a rapid gush of wind and the building shaking.

“What on earth was that”, she stumbles.

The Invisible Man replies: “Fuck, I have no idea, but my ass suddenly hurts like hell!”

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Posted: July 27, 2026 (2 weeks ago)
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