A Priest dies, and goes to heaven. In heaven he is given a small apartment, a modest budget to buy groceries and food, and a pass to ride on the Heaven Express bus company. However he keeps noticing a certain guy driving around heaven in a sports car, residing in the biggest mansion in heaven, eating at the finest heavenly restaurants, and given the royal treatment wherever he goes. The Priest starts to get jealous so he makes an appointmentto see God.
“What’s going on? “He asks God “Who is that guy who is treated like he’s the new Messiah?”
“Oh, that’s Kevin” Answers God,
“I don’t get it” says the Priest “Didn’t I love a good life in your service? Haven’t I been a true follower”
“Yes you have been” Says God “I couldn’t have asked for any more from you. You have been a perfect servant”
“So what makes Kevin so special. Why is he given everything on a silver platter?” asks the priest
“Kevin’s a lawyer” answer god
“so?”
“Well you see. We have thousands and thousands of Priests who made it up here. But Kevin’s the only lawyer”.
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