Good Luck Mr Gorsky

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Astronaut Neil Armstrong’s enigmatic remark ‘Good luck, Mr. Gorsky’ during the Apollo mission has puzzled many for years.

When asked about it decades later, Armstrong finally revealed the story behind his mysterious words.

As a kid, Armstrong was playing baseball in his backyard when a fly ball landed near his neighbor’s window.

The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he overheard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at her husband, ‘Oral sex? You’ll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!’

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Posted: April 22, 2026 (2 months ago)
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