Meeting the Parents and the Dog Named Rover

A young man visits his girlfriend’s house and meets her parents for the first time. He feels a massive urge to pass gas, so he lets a small, quiet one out. The father immediately yells, “Rover!”

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Thinking the dog took the blame, the man feels bold and lets out a second, louder rip. The father glares and shouts again, “ROVER!”

Encouraged that his secret is safe, the man lets loose a massive, loud, stinky blast.

The father yells, “ROVER, GET OUTTA THERE BEFORE HE SHITS ALL OVER YOU!”

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Being Punished or Something

There’s something about the whole arrest thing, and the whole trial thing, and the whole fine and incarceration thing that really makes me feel kinda like I’m being punished or something.

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Posted: August 6, 2026 (2 days ago)
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Topics: embarrassment, family, first meeting
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