The Mystery of Missing Female Keebler Elves

It’s occurred to me in the last few days, after listening to and seeing all of the Keebler commercials, just why there’s never any female elves pictured. Then it came to me: They’re all fudge-packers.

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Pretty Good Footage

My cellphone accidentally took a 10-minute video of my shoes yesterday…

It was some pretty good footage.

Posted: April 24, 2026 (5 months ago)
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