What’s the Bread For?

An Irishman stops by the market and picks up two cases of Guinness, a quart of scotch and a loaf of bread.

When he gets home he carries the purchases into the kitchen and puts them on the counter. His wife sees this and says, “So… are we havin’ a party?”

The Irishman says, “No.”

And his wife says, “Then what’s the bread for?”

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