Paint My House

Some smart looking businessman dude was sitting in a bar drinking a beer one night when a gorgeous well-stacked blonde walked in.

She says, “For $250, I’ll do anything you want, only you have to describe it in three words or less.”

He thinks about this a minute or so, pulls out $250, and says, “Paint my house.”

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The Wizard’s Choice

When I was a kid, a wizard gave me a choice — to have a giant dick, or perfect memory.

I forgot which one I picked.

Posted: April 26, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: communication, nightlife, sex
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