Havent Seen You for Weeks

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A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap?

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“Because he used to live in a brothel” says the shopkeeper. She pays $15.

When she gets home the parrot says: “Fuck me, a new brothel!” The woman laughs.

When her daughters get home the parrot says: “Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!” The girls laughs too.

When the dad gets home the parrot says: “Fuck me Pete, haven’t seen you for weeks!”

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Such a Small Organ

In bed with a priest, a nun said, “Father, I never expected you’d have such a small organ.”

He replied, “Why, Sister… I never expected to be playing in such a large cathedral.”

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Posted: April 27, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: animals, sex, work
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