What’s your secret?

So a 104-year-old man is being interviewed on the news. The interviewer says, “You’re 104 years old, you walk a mile a day, your mind is still sharp, and you still take care of yourself in your own home. Tell me … What’s your secret?”

And the old man says, “I once blew a guy for a sandwich.”

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Bob Pope

The pope should change his name to Bob. Then he would be Bob Pope, and he could have charity golf tournaments and go around the world on tours with a star-studded cast as his entourage. It would certainly liven up his shows a bit.

Posted: February 28, 2026 (7 months ago)
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Topics: aging, relationships
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