30 to 1 Odds

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Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.

When the day came, Little Johnny and his daddy got in the car and headed for the zoo. They were gone most of the day, and as the sun was setting, they arrived home.

“So how was it?” his mother asked Little Johnny.

“Great!” Little Johnny replied.

“Did you and your father have a good time?” asked his mother.

“Yeah, Daddy really liked it a lot,” exclaimed Little Johnny excitedly, “especially when one of the horses came racing home at 30 to 1 odds!”

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Posted: April 27, 2026 (2 months ago)
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