I Have a Dead Pussy

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, “I have a dead pussy.”

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, “Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.”

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None of the girls at the salon will wax my ass after they saw my

None of the girls at the salon will wax my ass after they saw my vestigial tail because now they think I’m a demon.

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Posted: April 27, 2026 (3 months ago)
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