Can I Come Over

I was in Walmart using the restroom when, just as I closed the stall door, a voice from the next stall said:

“Hey! How’s it going over there?”

Embarrassed, I replied, “Not bad, thanks.”

The voice asked, “Cool. What are you up to?”

I said, “Umm… just trying to take care of a little private business over here.”

Then the voice asked, “Alright. Can I come over?”

Shocked, I replied, “Excuse me?!”

Then I heard, “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. Some idiot in the next stall keeps answering all my questions.”

I stayed in the stall until he left.

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The Holy Trinity

Probably the easiest way to explain the mystery of the Holy Trinity is that One pokes the Other in the eye and the Third goes “Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!” a lot. Of course, that might just be the NyQuil talking.

Posted: July 11, 2026 (3 months ago)
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Topics: bathroom humor, phone calls
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