Learn to Write With Your Other Hand

A teacher sternly informs her class that no excuse, from a papercut to the plague, is acceptable for missing a final exam.

When students suggest scenarios like car issues or roadblocks, she tells them to walk or find a detour.

Finally, a student asks what to do in the case of “extreme sexual exhaustion”?

To which the teacher deadpans, “You’ll just have to learn to write with your other hand.”