Not Yet

A three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

“Mama,” he asked, “Are these my brains?”

Mama answered, “Not yet…”

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There’s nothing sexier than a really smart guy. Unless we’re

There’s nothing sexier than a really smart guy. Unless we’re talking about sex, then a huge dick is really hot, too.

Posted: April 30, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: childhood, children, parenting
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