If Men were Pregnant
Maternity leave would last two years … with full pay
There would be a cure for stretch marks
Natural childbirth would become obsolete
Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem
All methods of birth control would be 100% effective
Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained
Men would be eager to talk about commitment
They wouldn’t think twins were so cute
Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM
Briefcases would be used as diaper bags
Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes
They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy
Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees
Women would rule the world
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