If Men Were Pregnant

If Men were Pregnant

Maternity leave would last two years … with full pay

There would be a cure for stretch marks

Natural childbirth would become obsolete

Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem

All methods of birth control would be 100% effective

Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained

Men would be eager to talk about commitment

They wouldn’t think twins were so cute

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM

Briefcases would be used as diaper bags

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes

They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy

Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees

Women would rule the world