The Ball Kind

A blonde goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk “I need to buy some deodorant for my husband.”

“Does he use the ball kind?” enquired the clerk.

“No,” replied the blonde, “The kind for under his arms.”

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They say you can conserve water by putting a brick in your

They say you can conserve water by putting a brick in your toilet tank. I must be saving a ton of water because I drop one directly in the bowl every morning.

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Posted: May 1, 2026 (3 months ago)
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