Thats a Microwave

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A blonde walked into an appliance store and told the clerk that she liked to purchase the television set that sat on the counter. Very politely the clerk told her that the store didn’t service to blondes. She was just about to say something when she got an idea. She went home and dyed her hair black.

The very next day, she went to the store and told the same clerk she had talked to the day before, that she would like to purchase the television set that sat on the counter. Then politely the clerk told her that he already told her the day before that the store didn’t service to blondes.

She looked surprised and asked him, how did you know I was the blonde from yesterday?

How did I know, the clerk said, ’cause that’s a microwave.

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Posted: May 1, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: commerce, misunderstanding, stereotyping
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