Went to the Wrong Room

Bill, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. His wife asked him, “What happened to you?”

“I’ve had a terrible day!” said Bill. “I had to go to a hotel where a guest had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn’t get him into a body bag because he had a huge erection — can’t even say it cause it’s embarrassing!”

“Anyway, I went upstairs, and sure enough, there was this big man lying on the bed naked with a massive stiff one. So, I grabbed it with both hands and tried to bend it in half.”

“I see,” said his wife. “That must have been terrible! But how did you get the black eye?”

Bill replied, “Went to the wrong room!”