Two guys are flying along the golf course, trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but they run into two terrible lady golfers on the 13th hole, who are playing painfully slow!
The first guy says, “Why don’t you go over and ask if we can play through?”
The second guy walks ahead, and gets about 50 yards from the terrible twosome, before quickly turning and coming back.
The first guy says, “What’s wrong?”
The second guy says, “You’re not gonna believe this, but the woman in the pink is my wife, and the one in yellow is my mistress.”
The first guy says, “Wow, that’s not good. Let me give it a try.”
So the first guy gets about halfway there, stops in his tracks, turns and comes back, too.
The second guy says, “What’s wrong?”
The first guy says, “It’s a small world!”
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