While visiting the United States, the Pope tells his limo driver that he suddenly has the urge to drive.
The driver, being a devoted Catholic, would never dream of refusing the Pope, so he climbs into the back seat while the Pope takes the wheel.
They’re cruising down the highway at nearly 80 mph when a police officer spots them and pulls them over.
The officer radios headquarters:
“Chief, I’ve pulled over a limo with a very important VIP inside.”
The chief asks, “Who is it? The mayor?”
“No, someone more important.”
“The governor?”
“More important.”
“The President?!”
“No, even more important.”
Now irritated, the chief says, “Who could possibly be more important than the President?”
The policeman calmly whispered, “I’ll put it to you this way, Chief… I don’t know who this guy is, but he’s got the Pope as his chauffeur.”
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