The Horse Buyer With a Lisp

This guy with a lisp goes to buy a horse.

He asks the farmer, “Can I thee her walk?”

The farmer says, “Sure.” And he pats the horse’s rear to make it walk.

Then the guy asks, “Can I thee her wun?”

The farmer says, “Sure.” And he slaps the horse’s rear to make it run.

Then the guy asks, “Can I thee her twot?”

The farmer says, “Um, sure?” And he lifts the horse’s tail.

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Posted: May 20, 2026 (4 months ago)
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Topics: animals, disability, miscommunication
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