A wife was furious because her husband forgot their wedding anniversary.
She crossed her arms and yelled, “Tomorrow morning, I want something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 100 in under five seconds!”
The husband said nothing.
The next morning, the wife walked outside and found a small wrapped box sitting in the driveway.
Confused, she opened it.
Inside was a brand-new bathroom scale.
According to hospital staff, the husband is expected to make a full recovery.
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