Leaving Early

Three women all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the ladies decided that when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never came back to work, or called to check in, so how would she possibly know they went home early?

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The brunette was thrilled to get home early… she did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and had an early dinner with her husband.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the gym before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss!

Gently, she closed the door and crept out of the house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

“No way!” the blonde exclaimed. “I almost got caught yesterday!”

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A man got fired from his job for having sex during work hours. When his boss asked why he did it, the man replied, “I don’t know man, she was just lying there naked. I kinda got the hint so we fucked.”

He was never hired at another morgue again.

Posted: July 19, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: infidelity, office culture, work, workplace humor
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