The Tech-Themed Restaurant

I was at this new tech-themed restaurant the other day.

When I walked in, the whole place was decorated like the inside of a computer. Tables looked like motherboards, placemats like keyboards, and the glasses were giant USB sticks.

The host greeted me — dressed in full “nerd” attire, glasses, pocket protector, the works — but something felt off. He just seemed really, really sad. I brushed it off and got seated.

The waitress who brought the menu barely said a word. Honestly, she seemed even more depressed than the host.

After perusing the “main menu,” I decided to have the fish and microchips.

The waiter taking my order was barely listening, then suddenly started crying as he wrote it down and walked off in tears. I’m thinking… what is going on here?

Anyway, 25 minutes goes by… then 45… then an hour. No food. No staff.

So I finally stopped the manager.

“Hey man, what’s going on? I’ve been waiting an hour. Where’s my food, and why is everyone so upset?”

He looks at me and says, “Sorry, sir… all of our servers are down.”