Billy Ray and Bubba walked into a bar and ordered a couple of drinks. Then they took sandwiches from paper bags they had brought from home and began to eat.
Seeing this, the angry bar owner approached them and says, “Excuse me, you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!”
Billy Ray and Bubba looked at each other, shrugged, and exchanged sandwiches.
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