Marge and Mildred at the Wheel

After sharing a bottle of wine, Marge and Diane were driving home. Both short, they could barely see over the dashboard.

Soon, they came to an intersection. The light was red, but they drove straight through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought, “I must be losing it. I could’ve sworn that was a red light.”

A minute later, another red light—and they drove through it. At the next red light, they drove right through again!

She turned to her friend and said, “Mildred, did you know we just ran three red lights?! You could have killed us!”

Mildred looked over and said, “Oh geez… am I driving?”