A dad bought a lie-detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decided to test it out at dinner.
Dad asked his son, “What did you do this afternoon?”
The son replied, “I did my homework.”
SLAP!
“Okay, okay,” the son said. “I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”
Dad asked, “What movie?”
“Toy Story.”
SLAP!
“Alright, alright,” the son admitted. “We were watching adult movies.”
Dad snapped, “What?! At your age, I didn’t even know what those were!”
SLAP!
Mom burst out laughing and said, “Well, he certainly is your son!”
SLAP!
The robot is now for sale.
Chaotic Meh