Can You Tell the Time

A drunk man comes home late. His wife sees him and angrily exclaims, “Are you drunk again?!”

The man shakes his head and answers, “No, I am not drunk!”

“Okay, then prove it. There’s a clock over there. Can you tell the time?”

“Of course I can!” says the man.

He turns toward the clock and screams, “Hey! I am not drunk!”

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Toss the Ball

In some sports you toss the ball to the fans after a victory….

You’re not supposed to do that when bowling. I know that now.

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Posted: June 25, 2026 (1 month ago)
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Topics: alcohol, marriage
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