She’s Expecting a Baby

My buddy set me up on a blind date and said, “Just so you know… she’s expecting a baby.”

I felt pretty stupid showing up to the restaurant wearing nothing but a diaper.

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Posted: June 30, 2026 (1 month ago)
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