Two elderly men were bragging about their sex lives while playing pool at the senior center.
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Unleash ChaosOne says to the other, “Can you still have sex with your wife?”
The other responds, “I still have sex with my wife about once a week. How many nights do you have sex with your wife?”
The first man says, “Oh, we do it almost every night of the week.”
“Incredible,” the other man repeated. “Almost every night?”
“Yep,” he responded. “Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday…”
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