At the Top of the Cliff

A woman is at the top of a cliff working up the nerve to jump to her death when a smelly homeless person walks up and says, “Hey lady, if you are going to jump, why don’t we have sex first?”

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She yells, “No! Get away from me!”

So the homeless guy says, “Fine! I’ll just wait at the bottom.”

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