Two hunters

Two hunters were out in the woods when one of them suddenly collapsed.

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The other grabbed his phone, called emergency services, and yelled, “Help! We were out hunting, and I think my buddy’s dead! What do I do?!”

The operator said calmly, “All right, sir. First, make sure he’s dead.”

There was a pause… then two gunshots.

The hunter came back on the line and said, “Okay — now what?”

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