Parents Find S&M Gear in Son’s Room

A mother and father are digging through their son’s room looking for drugs. The father finds a box full of leather, chains, and S&M magazines.

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Mother: Oh my god! What do we do?

Father: Whatever you do, don’t fucking spank him.

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