Three Mothers Boasting

Three mothers are boasting about what their babies will be when they grow up.

The first says, “Mine will be a doctor. Look how closely he examines his fingers!”

The second says, “Mine will be an engineer. Look how closely he examines his rattle!”

The third says, “Mine will be President. He’s just shit himself!”

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Posted: September 8, 2026 (2 weeks ago)
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