A woman is pet-sitting a pair of dogs, one male and one female. In the middle of the night she awakens to a loud commotion.
The female had gone into heat and the male was trying to mate with her. She couldn’t get them apart and was terrified.
She called the local veterinarian and explained what was going on.
The vet suggested, “Take your phone and place it near the dogs. I’ll ring your phone and the ringing sound will distract the male, causing him to lose his erection. Then you will be able to separate them easily.”
“Are you sure it will work?”
“It just worked on me!”
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