Rover and Fifi

Little Johnnie had a mutt named Rover. The next-door neighbor, little Susie, had a purebred poodle named Fifi. Fifi came in heat and Rover was able to get to her. Little Susie found them and couldn’t get them apart, so she called Johnnie crying about his mangy mutt ruining her prized poodle.

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Little Johnnie came over, walked around the dogs, stuck his finger in his mouth, then stuck his finger up Rover’s backside. The dogs instantly separated and Rover ran away howling.

Susie said, “How did you know that would work?”

Johnnie replied, “Well, old Rover likes to dish it out, but he can’t take it.”

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Moo-spaper

How do cows stay up to date?

They read the moo-spaper.

Posted: September 8, 2026 (2 weeks ago)
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