An Old Pal in Manhattan

I was walking in Manhattan when I bumped into an old high school pal whom I hadn’t seen in twenty years. He was eager to show me photos of his new wife.

“Here, check out my wife,” he said as he scrolled through a few photos on his phone. “Isn’t she hot?!”

I replied, “If you think your wife is hot, you should see my wife.”

“Is she hot too?”

“Well yes, but she’s also an eye doctor!”