My Best Friend In Bed

I came home and found my wife in bed with my best friend!

She was stroking him, and he was licking her!

I did what any red-blooded man would do under such circumstances.

I rolled up a newspaper, bopped him on the nose with it, and yelled:

“Bad dog! BAD dog!”

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Posted: September 12, 2026 (2 weeks ago)
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