If I ever start an online-dating service, I’ll call it StrangerDanger — not just

If I ever start an online-dating service, I’ll call it StrangerDanger — not just because it sounds edgy and daring, but then if someone hooks up with a psychopath, they can’t say they weren’t warned.

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