They say since the big earthquake, the earth’s day is now 1 millionth of a second shorter.

They say since the big earthquake, the earth’s day is now 1 millionth of a second shorter. Damn, I *just* set the clocks for Daylight Saving Time; now I have to set them again!?!

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