I’d love to go back in time and show my younger self these nifty iPods, laptops and

I’d love to go back in time and show my younger self these nifty iPods, laptops and smart phones. Not so the younger me could invest and make a ton of money, but because such a thing would totally freak out that nerdy dweeb.

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