There’s nothing more embarrassing than strolling into the office humming “It’s a

There’s nothing more embarrassing than strolling into the office humming “It’s a Hap-Hap-Happy Day,” then hearing the hushed whispers of co-workers and realizing it’s only a hap-happy day.

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