To alleviate my public speaking phobia, my speech instructor suggested I envision the

To alleviate my public speaking phobia, my speech instructor suggested I envision the audience naked. Though it initially seemed to work, I soon realized it was replaced with a new phobia: the fear of getting wood in front of my co-workers during a staff meeting.

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