If I were Superman, I think I’d just fight for truth, justice and the Canadian way.

If I were Superman, I think I’d just fight for truth, justice and the Canadian way. That seems easier. All I’d ever have to do is break up an occasional hockey fight, and make sure criminals say everything twice. Once in English, and then again in French.

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