Preparation H is normally applied to one’s posterior to shrink hemorrhoids, but it has

Preparation H is normally applied to one’s posterior to shrink hemorrhoids, but it has also become popular as a means of temporarily erasing facial wrinkles. I’m guessing the second usage was discovered during a management training class.

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